Star Wars Nerd Robs Bank or "How Do You Think They Financed The Death Star?"
Yesterday, a man, presumed to be THE Darth Vader, robbed a Long Island Chase Meridian bank branch. Instead of using his Force lightning or choking someone with his mind, he pulled a hand gun and demanded cash from the teller. He was described as being approx. 6 feet tall, wearing cargo pants and his mug shot looks something like this:
Police have no leads at this time but they are consulting with the Rebel Alliance. Do not approach him if you see him. He will force choke anyone who approaches him or doubts his sorcerous ways and his devotion to that ancient religion.
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