Tuesday, September 7, 2010
'Duke Nukem Forever' Release Announced or "When Pigs Fly... After Hell Freezes Over"
The annual Penny Arcade Expor (PAX) just closed down and, as usual, there were a few notable announcements regrading some upcoming games. But one game in particular caused more ruckus, more chatter and more nerd headaches than any other. For what seems like the umpteenth time, 'Duke Nukem Forever' is set to be released some time next year.
And now, my thoughts on this stunning revelation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I loved playing all the previous games in the 'Duke Nukem' franchise and was eagerly awaiting the release of 'Forever' ... before the constant delays and pushing back of the release date ground my expectations of enjoying the new game down to nothing. I gave up on this game a LONG time ago! And that's saying something, considering I'm still waiting for the third issue of the comic "Wildsiderz" to come out, which is about 5 years late!
If, IF, not when, this game is EVER released, the sky will most assuredly be filled with swine that have miraculously grown wings. Or frogs falling from the sky. Either or.
(Via Topless Robot and Screw Attack)