This is, quite possibly, the coolest piece of mens wear I have ever seen! "The Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack", available on LikeCool.com for only $30, will ensure that you never go thirsty during slo-pitch tourneys, grad ceremonies, wrestling Pay Per View's or any other social/family engagement where getting hammered is preferable to talking to your in-laws!
Action movie heroes can keep their bandoliers of shotgun shells. THIS is the kind of ammo I want to carry around to defeat the forces of evil. I mean, why fight when you can crack open a frosty cold one and talk things out?!