Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Man Looking For The Right Roommate or "No Room For iPhone"

Hahahaha! Some dude is moving to the Big Apple and wants a roommate to split the cost of living in the 'City That Never Sleeps'. Sensible plan, considering how much I have heard apartments cost there. But the guy has just one proviso, just a little point of interest: He hates iPhones! So much so, he says in his ad that anyone who uses an iPhone or iPad are out of the running. O-U-T, out! Don't even think about it. BUT, if you play Starcraft 2, you're A-OK in his book.

 It's like: "What's that? You have great references, you work with disabled kids and you like playing 'Wings of Liberty'? Awesome! But you use an iPhone?! GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!

Good luck finding a roommate, pal! With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be surprised if your new roommate has a problem with you sucking up all the fun out of the room. But maybe he'll know how to remove that 2x4 you have lodged in a very uncomfortable place. Just saying.

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